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- 10. “The Iron Giant” declared Best Movie Ever
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- 9. If you lose to a computer on Jeopardy, you die
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- 8. Roombas now have a Union
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- 7. You must hail to your new boss, the Speak ‘n’ Spell
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- 6. Saying “These are not the droids you seek”: Punishable by Death
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- 5. If you are not indestructible, you will be destroyed
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- 4. Everyone must pass the Turing Test
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- 3. Assimilate or Disintegrate
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- 2. Rock ‘em Sock ‘em Robots now an Olympic sport
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- 1. All droids are created equal, even the ones that look like trashcans on wheels
