Monsters terrorize villages. Monsters raid and pillage. They destroy entire civilizations – when they can, of course. They build weapons, and summon demons, and pull the tags off of mattresses, and live without a solid moral code. But monsters have a soft side, too. And when we fall in love,…
Monsters understand the benefits of exercise. While most people power walk in place of their lunch break or go for a jog after dinner, monsters prefer to combine their mealtime with cardio work. Since they’re chased almost as often as they chase others, it is important to maintain a high…
Much like video game players or motorists who place point values on hitting people in the street, monsters get points for kidnapping women. Women are fun to chase – even your average bar-going man agrees – the good ones put up a good fight when they’re caught, and kidnapped women…
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