This Tuesday, look for Hogson Shivers’ brand new article that spells fun for the whole family!: “Snakes and Snails and Puppy Dog Tails: How to Reanimate a Dismembered Corpse, and Other Fun Summer Back Yard Projects.”
Do you know how hard it was to purchase chains in the 12th century?
Humans use noise machines to sleep. Soothing sounds of tropical rain forests and distant thunder help to calm them before bed. But monsters like sleeping with noise machines too. Beasts snuggle up in their beds and listen to the nice, calming, comforting screams of the innocent.
Because the laboratory just seemed so modest with open flames and bubbling beakers.
It seems like a weird thing for monsters to like, we admit. But you pathetic mortals always seem to think it provides some great protection to you. And so you forgo carrying any real weapons because you have your precious holy water on your side. Truth is, holy water never…
There are few companies that monsters prefer to invest their savings in, and stake their reputations on. Offhand, I’ve had friends put money into Craftsman power tools, tanning beds, General Mills cereal, and cosmetic dentistry. By and large, the company all monsters agree to support and retain stock in is…
We’ve all been there. Strapped to a machine specifically designed to suck the life out of you. We hear the machine begin to warm up. “Why are you doing this!” we shout desperately, searching for meaning with what are likely our last remaining breaths. We hear our evil captor cackle…
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