Today’s killings brought to you by the letter “C”! The crazy, cut-throat clown craved the capture and crucifiction of: carolers, college kids, clerks, construction workers, Captain Crunch, Canadians cooks, custodians and Charisma Carpenter.
Today’s killings brought to you by the letter “H”! The hairy, hunchbacked, hulking hoard with hook hands have hits on: hippies, hipsters, homeless, hooligans, homosexuals, halfwits, Harry Houdini hussies, and handsome hunks.
Monsters have been spotted living in many strange places around the world. I personally know an evil gnome who lives solely inside one of Bigfoot’s left footprints. But spooky old houses offer a number of things not available in barns, trailers, or your Uncle Rob’s duplex apartment. The rent is…
See, humans and monsters do have some things in common.
One of the ways monsters like to make a powerful impression is by making their victims power-less. Literally. Monsters like to cut the power. When you’re tired, when you’re worn down, when you think you’ve finally found a storm window in the basement that hasn’t been boarded over and that…
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