We could waste time chasing you around the room, but why bother? All monsters instinctively know that the shortest distance between two points can be crossed by crawling over that rickety coffee table.
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Featuring movie essays from the Head Monsters of SML and others that explore our love for horror cinema! Published by the Collinsport Historical Society.