Clean wrappings, new hoodie And I don’t know where I am gonna be Black suit, bowtie When I step out you know you’re gonna die They go runnin’ just as fast, and then faster ‘Cuz every girl crazy ‘bout a sharp dressed monster Monsters aren’t vain. Many of…
There are few companies that monsters prefer to invest their savings in, and stake their reputations on. Offhand, I’ve had friends put money into Craftsman power tools, tanning beds, General Mills cereal, and cosmetic dentistry. By and large, the company all monsters agree to support and retain stock in is…
Since 1978, vampires and other creatures of the night have had a safe and effective source for something that had previously only ever been acquired through sucking the life force out of their victims: vitamin D. With a propensity for photodermatosis (see previous post, “Hanging Out in the Dark”), vampires…
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