How to Remove Blood Stains, the Human Way*: 1. Wet the stain with cold water – If the stain is fresh and still wet, soak fabric in cold water immediately. If the stain has dried, skip to step 3. 2. Rub with soap – Rub the stain well with soap,…
It’s that time of year again – the time for Spring Cleaning! That means dusting off all the cobwebs in the corners, cleaning out the closets, and brutally murdering the unwelcoming new neighbors. Oh! And don’t forget. Let’s change the carpets. It will be easier than scrubbing out the blood.…
Stupid naïve human. The hotel receptionist told you there was only one vacancy, room 237, but they haven’t rented it to patrons since that gruesome little episode a few years back. They finally got all the stains out of the carpets. You insisted that you needed the room. I’ve been…
He’s been cooped up in that tomb for 35 hundred years. Now that his eternal slumber has been disturbed, he’s ready to spread his cursed terror on mankind, and mingle with a few of the ladies. But the centuries haven’t been kind to those threads. And when you’re the dead…
Every disembodied spirit has needs. Children to scare. Places to haunt. Clean, white bed sheets for attire. But in the last several decades, finding the proper, plain linens has become difficult. Would you be frightened of an invisible spirit wearing a bed sheet decorated with Luke Skywalker? What about the…
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