You know the hardest part about haunting a house for a hundred years? Keeping it clean. You pesky kids break my windows to sneak in and do your sordid acts of rebellion. You get candle wax and chalk dust all over my nice hardwood floors. And then some man with…
How to Remove Blood Stains, the Human Way*: 1. Wet the stain with cold water – If the stain is fresh and still wet, soak fabric in cold water immediately. If the stain has dried, skip to step 3. 2. Rub with soap – Rub the stain well with soap,…
It’s that time of year again – the time for Spring Cleaning! That means dusting off all the cobwebs in the corners, cleaning out the closets, and brutally murdering the unwelcoming new neighbors. Oh! And don’t forget. Let’s change the carpets. It will be easier than scrubbing out the blood.…
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