Swing that ax all you want, you pathetic, panicked human! What damage do you think you can do? Take off our hand? That won’t stop us. That will barely even slow us down. Our hands can take care of themselves. And then… they’ll take care of you, too.
Psst. Over here. Behind you on the table. Yes, the head without a body. That’s me. Don’t judge – my head was all they could save after the accident… What? Have you never seen a disembodied head before? No, it’s not impossible. It’s just science. Listen. Get over your shock…
It’s the Zombie Apocalypse. You have a lot of things on your mind. Survival, food, shelter, and that little problem of keeping the remaining human race alive. It’s going to be a big day. Suddenly, you’re surrounded. The zombies have you now, and they are closing in. You should have…
Who’s to say that without a body you can no longer be useful? Some of our best friends and favorite house members are disembodied limbs. They have trouble speaking for themselves, so let us vocalize their wonderful attributes. Disembodied limbs can fetch the mail, change the television channel, or assist…
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