Kids these days and their cell phones. Us old-timey monsters didn’t have such luxuries 20 years ago. If we wanted to call our victim before slaying them, we had to make do with what we had. When we were staked out quietly in an upstairs closet, all we had were…
For all your screaming-maiden-caterwauling-kidnapped-cheerleader-shrieking-damsel-and-squealing-virgin needs. Now available with extra sound dampeners for those pesky, extra-screechy model types. Special thanks to Raj for inspiring this post.
Humans use noise machines to sleep. Soothing sounds of tropical rain forests and distant thunder help to calm them before bed. But monsters like sleeping with noise machines too. Beasts snuggle up in their beds and listen to the nice, calming, comforting screams of the innocent.
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