We read somewhere that a flashlight was really just a plastic tube to store dead batteries inside. And boy, do we monsters know it? We thrive in the darkness. Flashlights do not. This is why we will always win. If you want our advice, don’t take the time to fidget…
I can’t wait. This sounds like so much fun. A party in a corn field in the middle of the night. I mean, what could be more fun? I’m sure everything will be okay. What am I wearing? High heels, of course. They’re uncomfortable, and I can’t run in them.…
Amuck! Amuck! Amuck! Amuck! It’s a friendly-sounding word for a berserking demon-fueled rampage.
Monsters understand the benefits of exercise. While most people power walk in place of their lunch break or go for a jog after dinner, monsters prefer to combine their mealtime with cardio work. Since they’re chased almost as often as they chase others, it is important to maintain a high…
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