We’re monsters. We terrorize. That’s our thing. If we had time to go to school to learn electrical engineering, we’d probably be pulling down six figures a year right now rather than frightening baby sitters for our jollies.
A Psycho’s Medley By Terry M. West 71 pages Published by Pleasant Storm Entertainment, Inc. Psycho: a psychopathic or psychotic person, crazy or mentally unstable. Not very informative, but does cover a wide range of….well, crazy. Medley: A varied mixture of people or things. This is a very apt title…
Mr. and Mrs. Tom Wellington request the pleasure of your company at the marriage of their daughter Trish to Henry Dunn Saturday, the twenty-third of September two thousand and nine at half-past four o’clock The Candlewick Inn Harper’s Island
Kids these days and their cell phones. Us old-timey monsters didn’t have such luxuries 20 years ago. If we wanted to call our victim before slaying them, we had to make do with what we had. When we were staked out quietly in an upstairs closet, all we had were…
Because babysitters are easy to surprise, never carry weapons, and ALWAYS wear miniskirts. That is like the triune of slasher-flick vulnerability.
No, Mom. I can’t talk right now. No. I’ll have to call you back later. Okay. Okay. Love you, too. Okay. I really have to go. Bye.
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