267. Monsters Like to be Intellectually Challenged
A monster’s mind can atrophy while hiding for years in caves and underground labyrinthes. We need a little brain stimulation every now and then.
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257. Monsters Like Entering into Unified Legal Partnerships
Monsters vs. Cats: The Battle Rages on in Your Homes!
Pick a side. But choose carefully. The immortal battle rages on between cats and monsters for the complete ownership of the internet! Blood will be shed! Families will be torn apart! And now you can play at home! Try the game out with the video below. Then visit our YouTube…
247. Monsters Like Running With Sharp Objects
243. Monsters Like Rent-Free Living
Do you think monsters have landlords? Absolutely not. Nobody cares if we hideous ones suddenly take up residence in an abandoned mine shaft, sewer, or decrepit home. Trust us. No one comes calling to say your rent is overdue. No one. Imagine if some misguided property manager does happen to…
242. Monsters Like Television
It’s still the easiest way for an evil poltergeist to enter your home and begin wrecking your things and making you think you’re really crazy.
241. Monsters Like Sleeping in on Sundays
Oh, man. Friday and Saturday nights are where it’s at. There are just SO many attractive young women to stalk as they cut through alleyways on their way back to the car. And so many teenagers neglecting their babysitting duties to make out with their boyfriends. And so many dumb…
Make Hug A Monster Day A Federal Holiday!
What does the world need now? Fiscal responsibility? Peaceful foreign policy? Affordable health care? Well, yeah, but since we can’t have any of those ideas, how about settling for the next best thing? A new American Federal Holiday! It’s called Hug A Monster Day. It already happens every year on…
