Can you imagine a better sunny afternoon than one spent sitting by a pond on a picnic blanket with a friend and a basket of snacks? It’s peaceful, idyllic, and relaxing. Now imagine that beautiful picnic being interrupted by a mob of angry townspeople carrying torches, clubs, and all manner…
Many monsters are quite playful, and will do cute things like hide under your bed or gnaw on your face a little to show you how much they like you (see previous posts). However, like a rabid yellow dog turning on the kid who once played with it, some monsters…
Imagine you are encircling the distant planet of Gorgulon 7 in your futuristic space ship. It’s time to gather the away team to beam down and explore the exotic surface and fauna. Of course, you need your best crew members. The choices are almost obvious. The ship’s science officer, the…
Who doesn’t like slime? Kids love it, men love it, women love to hate it, even Nickelodeon used to have a show about it. Slime is one of those things that’s both really gross and really awesome – like being able to flip your eyelids inside out. And as connessoirs…
Much like video game players or motorists who place point values on hitting people in the street, monsters get points for kidnapping women. Women are fun to chase – even your average bar-going man agrees – the good ones put up a good fight when they’re caught, and kidnapped women…
Wherever you find a psychopathic, deranged murderer, you can likely locate an old-fashioned hardware store nearby. These tool emporiums are good for all your knife-sharpening, drill bit, machete, hatchet, and chainsaw needs. After all, blades get really dull following a dozen slayings or so. Psycho killers could never be convinced…
Many types of monsters are sensitive to sunlight. In fact, recent scientific studies have shown that Dracula himself, and all his vampire descendants, carry the gene responsible for severe photodermatosis, the sunlight disease. Alternately, other monsters’ sensitivity was developed over time, from lack of regular light exposure. Many monsters have…
My world travels have not yet taken me to Tokyo, but my friends tell me it’s a bustling city filled with glass and steel. While this can be said of many great cities, there must be something special about Tokyo. Destroying Tokyo was popularized by Godzilla in the 1950’s. He…
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