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39. Monsters Like Hoodies
SML Alert! Cookeville, TN: Still on the Axis of Good (which to us means “evil”)
Locals to Cookeville, TN, have found a way to ensure that their home doesn’t become the next Glendale. Kudos to the locals, and a fair warning to all vampires traveling nearby.
36. Monsters Like Two-for-One Movie Night
28. Monsters Like Creating an Apocalypse
Aside from stamp collecting and rowing crew, working to destroy the universe is a monster’s favorite pass time. And every monster worth his weight in slime knows that a definite first step to destroying the universe is to create an apocalypse. Creating an apocalypse will get you some attention. There’s…
27. Monsters Like the Full Moon
The moon is better than the sun. Period. Nobody gets third degree moonburns. When the moon is out, it doesn’t think it’s so good that it has to block out other cool things, like stars. The moon is cooler, calmer, crisp and magical, and not self-centered or overbearing at all.…
24. Monsters Like Ancient Curses from Antiquated Gods
The world has now settled on a few religions with whitewashed deities and spirits. Nobody seems to worship the antiquated creators anymore. And these gods are pissed. Several millennia ago, you couldn’t go anywhere without praising or invoking the name Amon-Ra. I mean, he was frickin’ everywhere. These angry gods,…
21. Monsters Like Revenge Against the Perpetrators, or, Failing That, on Humanity
Revenge is a tricky thing. When an average man from rural Oklahoma with a past as an assassin commits an act of revenge by pursuing and killing someone responsible for shooting his wife and child in the middle of committing a drug store robbery, Hollywood makes a $400 million blockbuster…
