Monsters and demons are creatures of ancient evil. Many have spent centuries possessing the bodies of person after person, while others have waited centuries to be resurrected or reincarnated. As ancient creatures, these evil spirits are not always hip on on the jive talk of youngsters these days. Many of…
Oh No. Hide the Apple Pie. He’s heading for the baseball field. I was just eating my hamburger and fries, and now this. A giant monster attacking our English-Speaking Asian city by the sea. Oh, the humanity.
Ancient Hindu belief states that our soul, or Atman, will come back in some form following our deaths. The form our souls take is dependent upon acts during our lives. Some people who led beautiful lives may come back as butterflies. Other wicked people may come back as cockroaches. I…
It happens all the time. You just sat down to a nice spaghetti dinner with friends. There is conversation. There are drinks. There is laughter. And just before the dessert is served, the alien spawn in your stomach decides it’s time to be born. Way to kill the mood, alien…
We’ve all been there. Strapped to a machine specifically designed to suck the life out of you. We hear the machine begin to warm up. “Why are you doing this!” we shout desperately, searching for meaning with what are likely our last remaining breaths. We hear our evil captor cackle…
See, humans and monsters do have some things in common.
WARNING: This post contains vague film history and trivia. Alfred Hitchcock, the Master of Suspense, may also be the grandfather of kitchen condiment special effects. Not worried about matching realistic colors on black and white film, he used chocolate syrup to create the bloody shower scene in Psycho (1960). Thus…
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