When dinner is done, and bellies have been stuffed, there is always one more thing to do. Cleaning up the mess. With a pet monster in the house, don’t stress. We’ll take care of them for you. In fact, we’ll leave you nothing but the silver platter and the wishbone.…
Don’t worry. We’ll meet you up there.
It seems like a weird thing for monsters to like, we admit. But you pathetic mortals always seem to think it provides some great protection to you. And so you forgo carrying any real weapons because you have your precious holy water on your side. Truth is, holy water never…
Do you ever wonder why it is that cars don’t seem to work when you’re out in the woods at night? Surely there can’t be that many coincidences. You’re right. Many monsters secretly dream of being car mechanics. It’s one of the most prestigious positions we can think of –…
Hey there. Yoo hoo! Over here. No, not over there… Over here. Look at me. Ah, come on. I’ve got something cool to show you. Why is it that no one ever seems to notice me? I’m a neat guy. What’s that? You agree? Thank you. Now, as I was…
Cookie Monster was called before Congress today in response to allegations that he is a “gateway monster.” The special interest group Moms and Dads Against Monster (MADAM) has called for all gateway monsters to be banned from family television. They maintain that gateway monsters, like the Cookie Monster and commercial…
Cookie Monster has been called to testify before a congressional subcommittee regarding allegations that he is a “gateway monster.” Moms and Dads Against Monsters (MADAM) has accused Cookie Monster of encouraging young children to engage in a ghoulish lifestyle. MADAM maintains that exposure to the Cookie Monster at a young…
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