I think you humans underestimate the amount of planning, effort, and preparation that goes into creating a global apocalypse. It’s a project that takes up more of a monster’s time than we care to admit. And while we’re busy tracking down black market uranium on Craigslist, sometimes we let our…
“Come on, Mary. I’m sure someone in there will be able to help us call a taxi. What could go wrong?” Creepy cabin adapted from image from Collin Peterson Photography.
Did you think that open window would fool us? We can smell your fear leaking out from under the door jam. And now we’re down wind.
“Life. Life is ritual. Routine. Control. And an essential part of that routine – regular oral hygiene.” Quote borrowed from “Dexter” Season 3, Episode 1.
Monsters are showmen by nature. We like to look good for the camera, and we like to make a scene. More than anything, we like to know that our punchlines aren’t overlooked, but that they in fact get the right amount of attention, and make the proper impact on our…
What sounds and smells remind you of home? I’ve heard people say that the smell of clean linen and apple butter remind them of home. I’ve heard others say pecan pie, or lasagna, or their father’s aftershave. Perhaps the sound of children playing, or voices at the dinner table is…
Today is the day! Mutants, beasts, and horrible freaks all around the galaxy run rampant every year on July 27 in celebration. Intergalactic Hug A Monster Day is the only holiday reminding all of humanity and peace-loving extraterrestrials to embrace the monsters in their lives – whatever they may be.…
Hug A Monster Day is fast approaching! There are only a few days left until July 27 and the one holiday designed to show your favorite monsters some love. We planned three special paper dolls for this year’s holiday. Hopefully you already downloaded them all in order to create your…
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