UPDATE: We’ve updated this post for 2016 with our most recent relevant posts. Can you feel the monster love? Valentine’s Day is next weekend. But isn’t every day a good time for a little monster love? The torchlight. The romantic dinner of two people. Maybe a little hanky-panky afterward. Monsters…
You may call us Grinches, but some monsters just aren’t gifted with a neverending holiday spirit. We can’t help that our tolerance for the season tops off after the third round of “Frosty the Snowman.” You want a snowman? We’ll send you the abominable kind. If you’re like us, you…
In keeping with the holiday spirits, the gothic spirit of the Owlman made an appearance recently at the abandoned St. Kilda’s Hospital in Scotland. Worshipers witnessed the god-monster at the shrine built in the former morgue of the hospital. The Owlman has been seen elsewhere recently, as well, including an abandoned…
Recently, a couple was charged with making human empanadas at their Lovett-like food shop in Brazil. While the attached recipe somehow calls for ground turkey and avocado cream, I couldn’t help thinking about the fresh kidney and tongue puff pastries that mama used to make. We’d all crouch around the…
Hey, guess what?! According to Stuff Monsters Like, the most comprehensive anthology of stuff monsters like on the internet, monsters like so many things, you could pick a new one for every day of the calendar year! That’s right – monsters officially like at least 365 things. And did you…
Happy Easter, all you boys and ghouls. After all, it’s our second favorite day celebrating the living dead.
“What? Halloween isn’t your favorite holiday?!” Yes, yes. You’re amazed. And rightfully so. But, dear readers consider our perspective. Our goal is to surprise and terrify our victims. With “Halloween season” beginning just before Labor Day, how are we monsters supposed to sneak up to you unawares? You’ve spent months…
Happy Bastille Day
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