170. Monsters Like the War On Christmas
You want to see Christmas decorations out in October? You “Christmas Lovers” wanna take over Halloween season with your cookie-scented candles and garlands of joy. Fine. Two can play at that game.
Tag: Halloween
163. Monsters Like When Children Take Candy from Strangers
364 days out of the year parents are all, like, “Don’t take candy from someone you don’t know. It could be dangerous.” But then Halloween rolls around, and all the tables are turned. Here’s some candy, little girl. There’s more inside the house…
13 Last-Minute Halloween Gifts for the Monster You Love
Wow. October 30th got here faster than expected! You’ve got less than 24 hours to find the perfect gift for your date to the Halloween party down the street. But what do you get? A severed head? Too hard to wrap. Make a magic potion? But you’re out of eye…
162. Monsters Like Hidden Prizes in Your Candy
Hidden prizes such as poison, razor blades, cocaine, sleeping pills, drugs, needles, gooey centers of LSD, rusty safety pins, syringes, and broken glass. Diabetes is only the beginning of your troubles. Enjoy children. Eat up.
Tune in to SML this Month for One Hell of an October
The minions at the SML Haunted Mansion and Blog Laboratory have been hard at work this year! They have been whipped into submission day and night – toiling in the depths of the mansion’s dungeon, scaling the walls of our highest turrets, boldly managing our dirty laundry, and even writing…
141. Monsters Like Leather Masks
Everyone likes putting together their Halloween costumes. Little kids dress up like their favorite Disney princesses and Marvel heroes. College girls try to find that delicate balance between skimpy and slutty. Grown-ups aim for humor, couples’ costumes, or just something creepy enough to frighten those pesky neighborhood kids from down…
112. Monsters Like Returning Every Halloween
Every now and then, a ghoul or goblin will return to the world of the living on the anniversary of their death. That’s all well and good, as long as the people you’re haunting realize the significance. “What’s the point in being a May 3 ghost?” their friends will ask,…
80. Monsters Like Celebrating Special Occasions
Even after living several centuries, monsters never get tired of celebrating their milestones and achievements. Weddings, graduations, hostile national takeovers – every big day calls for balloons and a cake. Birthdays are especially important occasions. If you were regularly chased by 100 angry villagers with pitchforks and torches, you would…
