Monsters like making off with livestock. It’s free, it’s tasty, it’s readily available, it constitutes stealing, and it often gets us shot at – which makes us look cool to our friends. Stealing livestock may not be the classiest monster pass time (it’s about on par with the human pass…
Hey there. It’s me. Yeah. The monster from the catacombs. What Up? Did I scare you? I hope so. Just taking a little break from hiding in the shadows. Thought I would come and see what the Stage manager has stashed in the fridge. Oooh! Sunny D! I guess you…
Someone asked me the other day if monsters liked Muenster cheese. “Is that too obvious?” he asked. Well, the answer seemed as obvious to me as the question: of course monsters like Muenster cheese! Who doesn’t like cheese? But then I started to ask around the office a little, and…
In 1971, General Mills began producing both the Count Chocula and Franken Berry cereals (listed alphabetically, thank you very much!). And ever since then, there has been a feud between the two cereal superstars as to who was given the first cereal sponsorship. They have fought on the screen, behind…
It is a widely known fact within monster communities that little girls are much tastier than little boys. Little girls are, in fact, made up of sugar and spice and pretty much everything nice. And while they are often used in potions or spells and kept as pets, not all…
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