269. Monsters Like When Things Get Lost in Translation
Tag: food and drink
249. Monsters Like that Vegetarians Really Do Taste Better
181. Monsters Like Food Crafts
If you’ve been wandering through the desert, lost for days, and you see a vending machine in the distance full of cold drinks, it’s probably a mirage. If you’re lost in the woods – and can’t find your way home because you were dumb enough to bring bird food to…
132. Monsters Like Slurping Blood
Vampires are among the most proper of monster species. Most have spent centuries collecting fine china and silken clothing from their victims. But despite millennia of social and cultural evolution, vampire anatomy has one fatal flaw. Long incisors render vampires incapable of drinking from common glassware. Try as they might,…
111. Monsters Like Finger Sandwiches
A popular favorite at office parties, bridal showers, art exhibit openings, and as a tasty midnight snack. They’re finger-licking good!
75. Monsters Like Men’s Wearhouse
There are few companies that monsters prefer to invest their savings in, and stake their reputations on. Offhand, I’ve had friends put money into Craftsman power tools, tanning beds, General Mills cereal, and cosmetic dentistry. By and large, the company all monsters agree to support and retain stock in is…
72. Monsters Like Cookouts
To be clear, monsters are not huge fans of fire. However, even the most flammable of monsters will brave a close flame in favor of a backyard barbecue or cookout. Cookouts appeal to the carnivorous nature of all goblins, ghouls, and reanimated corpses. There’s no sound more appetizing than the…
64. Monsters Like Hormone-Free Meat
See, humans and monsters do have some things in common.
