Fresh nails, clean teeth And I don’t know where I am gonna be Black heels, bowtie When I step out you know you’re gonna die They go runnin’ just as fast, and then faster ‘Cuz every girl crazy ‘bout a sharp dressed monster Monsters aren’t vain. Many of…
Witches have never made great dietitians. When asked how much you should eat, or how much you should weigh, or how many sugary foods you should consume, a witch’s answer is always the same. “Just a little more, Deary. Just a little more.”
SML’s New Ancient Correspondent, Megan, has been missing for weeks. In our searches, we found nothing of her or her body. But her journal continued to update with new entries, nonetheless. Here is what it has written since we saw her last: 09-02-13 It started when our milk went…
I’m not weird or anything. No, I’m not “into this.” I don’t get an erotic thrill by wearing these clothes. Sure there are other ways to get a picnic basket away from a little girl. But you don’t understand the logistics of these types of capers. You wouldn’t even grasp…
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