43. Monsters Like Muenster Cheese

Someone asked me the other day if monsters liked Muenster cheese. “Is that too obvious?” he asked. Well, the answer seemed as obvious to me as the question: of course monsters like Muenster cheese! Who doesn’t like cheese? But then I started to ask around the office a little, and…

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4. Monsters Like Hanging Out in the Dark

Many types of monsters are sensitive to sunlight. In fact, recent scientific studies have shown that Dracula himself, and all his vampire descendants, carry the gene responsible for severe photodermatosis, the sunlight disease. Alternately, other monsters’ sensitivity was developed over time, from lack of regular light exposure. Many monsters have…

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