Say what you want to about Romanians. But they sure do have a sense of humor about dying. Well, at least they do in the tiny little burg of Sapanta. When its residents pass away, they are lampooned for all eternity. I think this is what you call adding insult…
Would you come to my funeral and cry if I paid you? Funerals are supposed to be dismal and depressing. We’re told the dead are in a better place, or their passing was for the best because they were suffering. Many people like to remind us that the recently-deceased are…
Monsters don’t know what it is about those damn amulets that keep us alive. Some sort of ancient power or strange curse? We’re not really sure. But what we do know is that when the amulet is destroyed, it’s time to die. Again.
Home, Life, Boat, RV, and now, Dismemberment! Because losing a limb shouldn’t be a one-time event. Inspired by Jeremy Parrish
Formaldehyde is like a monster’s duct tape. We use it for everything. Short on booze for your cocktail? Just toss in a dash of formaldehyde. Scraped your arm up chasing a few high schoolers through the woods? Spray it with formaldehyde. Have a body to preserve? Of course, formaldehyde. Run…
When you’ve been to Hell and back (usually on vacation in late July), the idea of death doesn’t seem so scary or pressing. In fact, knowing what’s on the other side can make you look forward to the prospect of dying. I know I, for one, am really looking forward…
Every now and then, a ghoul or goblin will return to the world of the living on the anniversary of their death. That’s all well and good, as long as the people you’re haunting realize the significance. “What’s the point in being a May 3 ghost?” their friends will ask,…
There are few companies that monsters prefer to invest their savings in, and stake their reputations on. Offhand, I’ve had friends put money into Craftsman power tools, tanning beds, General Mills cereal, and cosmetic dentistry. By and large, the company all monsters agree to support and retain stock in is…
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