307. Monsters Like Diversity
Because nothing is more diverse than being a chicken-bear-fish-monster.
Tag: children
295. Monsters Like Parenting
As our guidance monster used to tell us in monster school, “It’s easy to make a little monster, but it’s hard to be a parent.” Those words mean a lot, and so many growing boys and ghouls take parenting very seriously. Sure, terrorizing neighborhoods, jumping out of closets, kidnapping virgins…
284. Monsters Like Watching Your Children For You While You Sleep
244. Monsters Like Being Good Parents
When you’re a parent, you devote all your energy to taking care of your baby. Your baby means the world to you. Never mind that you have no idea where it came from. Never mind that you didn’t really want it. Never mind that your pregnancy hormones have convinced you…
230. Monsters Like Pretending to be Your Kid’s Imaginary Friends
Why would we do this? First, we get lonely too. Ever since we died, not many people want to play with us. But your kids sure seem to enjoy our company. And second, we want to kill you.
217. Monsters Like When an Entire Town Wall Gets Filled with Posters of Missing Children, But the Parents Don’t Ever Leave, Even in the Face of Obvious Danger, and Some of Them Even Continue to Have More Babies
183. Monsters Like Holiday Stew
Sweet smells permeate from the kitchen during December, like meaty aroma of Holiday Stew. Gryla the giantess has emerged from her home in the Icelandic mountains and has worked hard collecting all her favorite ingredients from the countryside for her traditional Christmas meal. Her appetite is insatiable. So sit down…
166. Monsters Like Twins
What’s more blood curdling than one abnormally frightening child? Two of them, beckoning you to your doom in unison.
