560. Monsters Like the Blood Moon
This is really a no brainer. It combines two of our favorite items of evening decor. The moon, and blood. It’s basically the Reese’s Peanut Butter Cup of monsterdom.
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479. Monsters Like Industrial-Strength Cleaning Products
How to Remove Blood Stains, the Human Way*: 1. Wet the stain with cold water – If the stain is fresh and still wet, soak fabric in cold water immediately. If the stain has dried, skip to step 3. 2. Rub with soap – Rub the stain well with soap,…
We’ll See You at GeekOut this Weekend!
Asheville’s own weekend-long convention of fun and fandom is only a few days away. Grab your tickets and costume. It only comes around once a year. GeekOut returns to the Sherrill Center at UNC Asheville June 6-8th with plenty to offer anyone in the family. There will be puppets, superheroes,…
142. Monsters Like Crying Blood
Face it. Men are suckers for a crying woman. As soon as the tears start flowing, a man’s entire set of defenses falls in the face of her sorrow. (Or her contrived sorrow, depending on how good she is at crying on cue.) He is suddenly at her mercy, ready…
132. Monsters Like Slurping Blood
Vampires are among the most proper of monster species. Most have spent centuries collecting fine china and silken clothing from their victims. But despite millennia of social and cultural evolution, vampire anatomy has one fatal flaw. Long incisors render vampires incapable of drinking from common glassware. Try as they might,…
70. Monsters Like Interrupting Grooming Routines
There’s something about the stark white of bathroom tiles that screams to monsters. Maybe it’s our entropic need for chaos. Maybe it just hits us in our need to be naughty. Maybe we just crave a little more color where there is none. Whatever the reason, monsters like making bathrooms…
63. Monsters Like Bad Special Effects
WARNING: This post contains vague film history and trivia. Alfred Hitchcock, the Master of Suspense, may also be the grandfather of kitchen condiment special effects. Not worried about matching realistic colors on black and white film, he used chocolate syrup to create the bloody shower scene in Psycho (1960). Thus…
