I know you sure do miss Sparky. He was always a good dog. Loyal too. But now that he’s gone, you think there’s nothing left to do but bury him in the pet cemetery under the highway. Okay. Stop there. Wrong. If horror movies have taught me anything, it’s to…
Why would we do this? First, we get lonely too. Ever since we died, not many people want to play with us. But your kids sure seem to enjoy our company. And second, we want to kill you.
Remember that one afternoon when your dad wanted to show you how to correctly place the jack under your car, lift the car, loosen the bolts holding on the tire, and replace the tire? You know, should the need ever arise when your tire explodes along a deserted highway, and…
It is widely regarded that high-quality refrigerators should be reliable and long lasting, and should keep your food, beverages, and assorted condiments at a constant temperature. For the environmentally-conscious, refrigerators should also be energy efficient, offering the best chill for the lowest cost. When your refrigerator doubles as an interdimensional…
R.A. Mihailoff is a lifelong horror lover and longtime horror actor. He is best known for playing the title role in “Leatherface: Texas Chainsaw Massacre III,” and is more recently recognized for his head-splitting role in “Hatchet II.” Mihailoff recently appeared as a guest at the second annual Mad…
The mental and physical torture of townspeople is what we do best. We live in the creepy castle on the hill overlooking the quaint village below. You know the one. Gothic architecture. Howling wolves at night. Lots of lightning strikes. And there always seems to be a low-hanging cloud of…
