Sure, they talked about putting locks on the doors. They probably even talked about getting real cars with roofs and everything. But what fun would that be? Then you wouldn’t be tempted to stand up in moving vehicles. Then you wouldn’t be tempted to jump out of the car, screaming,…
Do you have a problem with trespassers and vagrants always congregating on your lawn? Do you wish you could just make all of these ordinance-disobeying hooligans go away? Well now you can. Apparently, nothing keeps litter, the homeless, and neighborhood kids off your lawn like some good, old-fashioned, run of…
Legends change. But curses do not. And vampires do not sparkle. Those were the lessons from “So Pretty,” labeled the “anti-Twilight” story by Film School Rejects. The highly-anticipated sequel, labeled “So Dark,” was released on June 4, 2013. In it, we see the return of Sean, the 200-year-old vampire with…
I’m not weird or anything. No, I’m not “into this.” I don’t get an erotic thrill by wearing these clothes. Sure there are other ways to get a picnic basket away from a little girl. But you don’t understand the logistics of these types of capers. You wouldn’t even grasp…
Because Fire Bad.
With 12 flicks In one year, is this the hardest working man in horror? That’s a good question. It certainly sounds like it. Bill Oberst, Jr. (Emmy Award Winner, Monstey Award Winner) sends us word of yet another bloody and exciting horror film on his 2013 docket. The teaser trailer…
