True to his impeccable prediction, the Inconceivable Gypsy Jim was named the “Best Psychic in WNC” in this year’s Mountain Xpress poll. Gypsy Jim gave a strong showing in his first race, staggering a little at the gunshot, but picking up speed as he rounded the second turn. By the…
Resistance is futile. Besides, putting up a fight is so passe. Just keel over already, puny human, and let’s get on with this kidnapping.
Stuff Monsters Like recently hit a milestone in human – and monster – achievement. We officially surpassed our secret rival Stuff Apostolics Like to become the largest, hairiest list of stuff anyone likes on the internet! Longer than Stuff White People Like. More expansive than Stuff Unimaginative Bloggers Like. More…
I paced around my living room. On the one hand, the suspense was killing me. What would it be like? I bet it would feel amazing to wield that much authority. To hold such prestige. On the other hand, I felt like I should know better than to throw around…
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