“What? Halloween isn’t your favorite holiday?!” Yes, yes. You’re amazed. And rightfully so. But, dear readers consider our perspective. Our goal is to surprise and terrify our victims. With “Halloween season” beginning just before Labor Day, how are we monsters supposed to sneak up to you unawares? You’ve spent months…
The creaky door should tell you this spooky house hasn’t been inhabited by humans for decades. But if that squeak doesn’t frighten you away, you might as well come on in.
Sure. I mean, it’s fun drinking up the sunshine and water all day. Sitting in a little pot. Little bees landing on you. That’s all well and good. But I’m going through some changes. And that lifestyle just doesn’t do it for me anymore. I’ve found a new high. It’s…
Are you looking for a new best friend, a fourth for game night, someone to look under the bed when it’s nighttime? Are you looking for the one? Here at Stuff Monsters Like we’ve seen our share of couples: the Hillside Stranglers, the Canadian Ken and Barbie, the Moors Murderers.…
We monsters need sequels. There are always a few really cool characters in the first film who didn’t die. This will not be tolerated. Monsters like being asked to do a second movie, because the most beloved characters from the first film are usually the first to die in the…
