SML’s New Ancient Correspondent, Megan, has been missing for weeks. In our searches, we found nothing of her or her body. But her journal continued to update with new entries, nonetheless. Here is what it has written since we saw her last: 09-02-13 It started when our milk went…
Because, you know, crossing the streams creates total protonic reversal resulting in every molecule in the human body exploding at the speed of light and stopping instantaneously all life as you know it. So, go ahead, cross those streams. Less humans equals less headache for us.
Whoever said sleep is for the weak is a harsh, compounded expletive idiot. As is evidenced by Bill here. While Bill may believe that if he sleeps he’ll die, it’s really just his sleep-deprived, delirium-triggered mind playing tricks on him. Really horrible, awful tricks. Prepare to follow Bill down into…
Everyone is an “Artisan” these days, making things, handcrafted, the long way. Back in my day, if you wanted to create a beautiful wax statue of a human, you would just dip a human in hot, boiling wax. But these kids today. They’re so ambitious. They probably want to carve…
From Kickstarter to Chatroulette to your home television screen, the Gothic psychological thriller, Lord of Tears, is now ready for distribution. SML’s Head Monsters sat down last week to watch the finished product, and it was worth the wait. The film invoked Pagan legends of the Scottish Highlands, and perhaps…
You ever stop to think about how you’ve been spending your time, pause, and realize that you’re not doing enough of what you really enjoy? I mean, you’re working hard, but you’re really just existing day-to-day. You’re not really living. You know what I mean? It’s like you’ve just been…
