33. Monsters Like that the Kardashian Sisters Taste Like Country Ham and Hairspray
32. Monsters Like Dressing Up and Performing in Public
31. Monsters Like Revealing Themselves in Silhouette
Chases through the woods: You run and run and run, with the killers just steps behind you, even though they don’t seem out of breath at all. And all of a sudden, it’s like they completely disappeared. You lost him! Or so you think. Every babysitter-hating psycho killer or fang-bearing…
30. Monsters Like Poor Camera Work
Say “Cheese”. For decades, monsters have been falling over themselves to jump out, pop up, or cross paths with inebriated photographers. Monsters love appearing in photos. They’re divas. They’re Prima Donnas. Nothing makes a lake monster or a mammoth-footed hairy ape creature come running faster than pulling out a camera.…
29. Monsters Like to Stop, Drop, and Roll
Humanity’s first line of defense against roaming monsters is usually to shoot them. It doesn’t take these silly people long to realize that most monsters are immune to bullets. The second choice to save Glendale from monsters is to trap the beasts in an old, run-down, dried-out, wooden building and…
Stuff Monsters Like Exclusive
This Tuesday, look for Hogson Shivers’ brand new article about an under-reported problem in the monster community. “Mad No More: One Scientist’s Journey to Redefine His Affliction as a Pre-Occupied Pathologically-Aggressive Who Seeks Valid and Provable Conclusions.”