Top 5 People We’re Sacrificing to the Volcano
5. Tom Hanks as Joe 4. Mayor of Glendale 3. Charlie Sheen, because his Tiger Blood appeases the Gods 2. The last virgin on the Island 1. Little Timmy (that well doesn’t look so bad now, does it?)
45. Monsters Like Using Their Superhuman Abilities to Win the Big Game
Why play fair when you are a werewolf? Playing fair is for mortals and losers. And most of the time, mortals and losers are the same thing. That ball isn’t going to dunk itself. Wolf-Dunk it! That’s what I’m talkin’ bout. Show them that when they encounter a werewolf in…
44. Monsters Like Creepy Organ Music
Hey there. It’s me. Yeah. The monster from the catacombs. What Up? Did I scare you? I hope so. Just taking a little break from hiding in the shadows. Thought I would come and see what the Stage manager has stashed in the fridge. Oooh! Sunny D! I guess you…
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43. Monsters Like Muenster Cheese
Someone asked me the other day if monsters liked Muenster cheese. “Is that too obvious?” he asked. Well, the answer seemed as obvious to me as the question: of course monsters like Muenster cheese! Who doesn’t like cheese? But then I started to ask around the office a little, and…