Monsters don’t need all that stuff. When will they ever use it? They say they’re holding on to it for their grandchildren. We doubt that. This is a sickness. You need to downsize. You need help. Sleeping on top of other people’s garbage isn’t healthy. You need to speak to…
If it wasn’t true, then why would there be so many atolls obviously named to lure creatures for a visit? This post brought to you by the Monster Island Tourism Board. Ready for an island getaway? Book your trip with us today!
What’s the greatest Christmas movie of all time? It’s a Wonderful Life? A Christmas Story? Elf? Die Hard? Wrong. A Christmas Prince? Dead wrong. Santa Claus Conquers the Martians? Close. But still wrong. If you’ve been watching Christmas standards all your life, you’ve missed out on some truly great gems.…
We keep hearing about clean coal. Is it really a thing? Or is it a myth? Because we would love to ruin your Christmas without getting our hands dirty.
Bears and bats hibernate in the winter. As temperatures cool and snow drifts begin to build, they cozy up with their kin and settle down for the proverbial long winter’s nap. Insects burrow into the ground, content to miss entire seasons—sometimes upwards of a couple decades! Plants of all types…
