“Come on, Mary. I’m sure someone in there will be able to help us call a taxi. What could go wrong?” Creepy cabin adapted from image from Collin Peterson Photography.
Monsters like our fashion like they like our coffee: Warm, light-bodied, and stolen from my neighbors.
Last Tuesday, intrepid SML reporter Hogson Shivers presented his report: “5 Ways to Prevent Moon Bandit Attacks.” Regretfully, we have discovered that his notes became mixed up with those for a different story. In fact, number four (“never feed them after midnight”) has no effect on moon bandits, but is…
Did you think that open window would fool us? We can smell your fear leaking out from under the door jam. And now we’re down wind.
Hitchhiking is dangerous. You’re out alone, along an otherwise deserted highway. Tired, anxious to get to where you’re going. And suddenly you see someone. You exchange a few cursory words. A “hey, where are you headed?” followed by a “I’m heading in that direction, too.” Then suddenly you’re not alone…
Bear traps? They should call them “Stupid Human Traps.” Think about it. How many times have you ever heard of a bear getting its leg caught in a trap? Never? Me neither. Now, how many times have you and your coworkers taken a team building weekend in the woods of…
