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Chases through the woods: You run and run and run, with the killers just steps behind you, even though they don’t seem out of breath at all. And all of a sudden, it’s like they completely disappeared. You lost him! Or so you think. Every babysitter-hating psycho killer or fang-bearing…
Say “Cheese”. For decades, monsters have been falling over themselves to jump out, pop up, or cross paths with inebriated photographers. Monsters love appearing in photos. They’re divas. They’re Prima Donnas. Nothing makes a lake monster or a mammoth-footed hairy ape creature come running faster than pulling out a camera.…
Humanity’s first line of defense against roaming monsters is usually to shoot them. It doesn’t take these silly people long to realize that most monsters are immune to bullets. The second choice to save Glendale from monsters is to trap the beasts in an old, run-down, dried-out, wooden building and…
Aside from stamp collecting and rowing crew, working to destroy the universe is a monster’s favorite pass time. And every monster worth his weight in slime knows that a definite first step to destroying the universe is to create an apocalypse. Creating an apocalypse will get you some attention. There’s…
The moon is better than the sun. Period. Nobody gets third degree moonburns. When the moon is out, it doesn’t think it’s so good that it has to block out other cool things, like stars. The moon is cooler, calmer, crisp and magical, and not self-centered or overbearing at all.…
Monsters understand the benefits of exercise. While most people power walk in place of their lunch break or go for a jog after dinner, monsters prefer to combine their mealtime with cardio work. Since they’re chased almost as often as they chase others, it is important to maintain a high…
The world has now settled on a few religions with whitewashed deities and spirits. Nobody seems to worship the antiquated creators anymore. And these gods are pissed. Several millennia ago, you couldn’t go anywhere without praising or invoking the name Amon-Ra. I mean, he was frickin’ everywhere. These angry gods,…
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