39. Monsters Like Hoodies
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38. Monsters Like Sewing Kits
37. Monsters Like Tanning Beds
Since 1978, vampires and other creatures of the night have had a safe and effective source for something that had previously only ever been acquired through sucking the life force out of their victims: vitamin D. With a propensity for photodermatosis (see previous post, “Hanging Out in the Dark”), vampires…
36. Monsters Like Two-for-One Movie Night
35. Monsters Like Medallions
Every Hepcat swinging monster about town needs only two things: cool clothing and easily-controlled mind slaves who carry out evil wishes quickly and without fees. Luckily, a monster can achieve both of these things with one fashion accessory: a trendy medallion complete with the hypnotic powers of darkness and the…
34. Monsters Like Stain Removers with Bleach
He’s been cooped up in that tomb for 35 hundred years. Now that his eternal slumber has been disturbed, he’s ready to spread his cursed terror on mankind, and mingle with a few of the ladies. But the centuries haven’t been kind to those threads. And when you’re the dead…
33. Monsters Like that the Kardashian Sisters Taste Like Country Ham and Hairspray
32. Monsters Like Dressing Up and Performing in Public
