These posts are related to stuff monsters like. Imagine that….
There is nothing monsters appreciate more than a good dose of radiation (see previous post). But, man, toxic sludge sure does come close. And what better place to find all the toxic sludge you could ever possibly hope for than in the sewers of a large, polluted city? City sewers…
Monsters like making off with livestock. It’s free, it’s tasty, it’s readily available, it constitutes stealing, and it often gets us shot at – which makes us look cool to our friends. Stealing livestock may not be the classiest monster pass time (it’s about on par with the human pass…
Why play fair when you are a werewolf? Playing fair is for mortals and losers. And most of the time, mortals and losers are the same thing. That ball isn’t going to dunk itself. Wolf-Dunk it! That’s what I’m talkin’ bout. Show them that when they encounter a werewolf in…
Hey there. It’s me. Yeah. The monster from the catacombs. What Up? Did I scare you? I hope so. Just taking a little break from hiding in the shadows. Thought I would come and see what the Stage manager has stashed in the fridge. Oooh! Sunny D! I guess you…
Someone asked me the other day if monsters liked Muenster cheese. “Is that too obvious?” he asked. Well, the answer seemed as obvious to me as the question: of course monsters like Muenster cheese! Who doesn’t like cheese? But then I started to ask around the office a little, and…
In 1971, General Mills began producing both the Count Chocula and Franken Berry cereals (listed alphabetically, thank you very much!). And ever since then, there has been a feud between the two cereal superstars as to who was given the first cereal sponsorship. They have fought on the screen, behind…
It’s hard times all over. Demonic entities are taking advantage of the slump. It’s a buyer’s market, and the Angels of Evil are scooping up all the souls they can handle. Desperation is in the air. People are trading their eternal souls for pennies on the dollar. In this economy,…
Everything looks bigger in the dark, and monsters have no problem taking advantage where they can. Monsters love hyperbole. It makes their job scaring the be-Jesus out of people much easier. It’s good for their self-esteem, too. The Glendale Police Department has files and files of inaccurate eyewitness reports. A…
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