These posts are related to stuff monsters like. Imagine that….
After a while, we monsters get tired of seeing nothing but grotesque gargoyles and griffins guarding buildings. How cliche is it to put a cross on top of a headstone? Be more creative, people! You know what’s creepy? Kids. Soul-less children encased in concrete for all eternity. And yet, people…
Don’t Worry. You won’t have to live with it for long.
For thousands of years, making Witch’s Brew was a messy proposition. There used to be so much scrubbing of cauldrons afterward. The tongue of frog always stuck to the bottom of the bin. And you don’t want any of your old ingredients accidentally mixing with the new ones. That could…
Monsters enjoy complete control over humanity. But this doesn’t come easy. To successfully instruct the minions, every monster needs spiraling irises. When a human glances into a monster’s rotating pupils, it’s like staring into the chasm of selfless obedience. Check your morals and inhibitions at the door. You won’t be…
Monsters can’t just toil away all day in caves. They have reputations to mind. A quick Google search reveals where and when they were sighted last. Because if it’s on the internet, you know it’s true. Can you imagine what it would do to a monster’s fame and esteem if…
It’s the only time people run up to them screaming instead of away from them.
Monsters are fashionable creatures. How else could they pull off those giant medallions with their fur? And monster style doesn’t stop at their physical appearance; it also translates to their homes. A lair has to have a style, a mood, an ambiance. It has to let trespassers know they stepped…
Sometimes the things we like are so obvious, we don’t even think to mention them. This was almost the case for cemeteries, until a fellow blogger reminded us of this obvious pick. Of course monsters like cemeteries! Cemeteries are the one place that humans build in the middle of town…
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