71. Monsters Like Unruly Children
Feeding disruptive children to the restaurant’s pet monster is gruesome but necessary. There is a price for eating your Creme Brulee in peace.
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70. Monsters Like Interrupting Grooming Routines
There’s something about the stark white of bathroom tiles that screams to monsters. Maybe it’s our entropic need for chaos. Maybe it just hits us in our need to be naughty. Maybe we just crave a little more color where there is none. Whatever the reason, monsters like making bathrooms…
69. Monsters Like Speaking in Foreign Tongues
Monsters and demons are creatures of ancient evil. Many have spent centuries possessing the bodies of person after person, while others have waited centuries to be resurrected or reincarnated. As ancient creatures, these evil spirits are not always hip on on the jive talk of youngsters these days. Many of…
68. Monsters Like English Voice Overdubs
Oh No. Hide the Apple Pie. He’s heading for the baseball field. I was just eating my hamburger and fries, and now this. A giant monster attacking our English-Speaking Asian city by the sea. Oh, the humanity.
67. Monsters Like Reincarnation
Ancient Hindu belief states that our soul, or Atman, will come back in some form following our deaths. The form our souls take is dependent upon acts during our lives. Some people who led beautiful lives may come back as butterflies. Other wicked people may come back as cockroaches. I…
66. Monsters Like Ruining Your Meal
It happens all the time. You just sat down to a nice spaghetti dinner with friends. There is conversation. There are drinks. There is laughter. And just before the dessert is served, the alien spawn in your stomach decides it’s time to be born. Way to kill the mood, alien…
65. Monsters Like Revealing Their Evil Plot to the Good Guys Before Executing Them
We’ve all been there. Strapped to a machine specifically designed to suck the life out of you. We hear the machine begin to warm up. “Why are you doing this!” we shout desperately, searching for meaning with what are likely our last remaining breaths. We hear our evil captor cackle…
64. Monsters Like Hormone-Free Meat
See, humans and monsters do have some things in common.
