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Monsters have been spotted living in many strange places around the world. I personally know an evil gnome who lives solely inside one of Bigfoot’s left footprints. But spooky old houses offer a number of things not available in barns, trailers, or your Uncle Rob’s duplex apartment. The rent is…
Sometimes it’s hard for us monsters to talk lovely ladies into bearing our demon spawn. For millennia, we forced our way into their homes and their hearts, only to be driven out of town by angry stepfathers and townsfolk with pitchforks Then, only a few short centuries ago, we discovered…
There are certain celebrities who have in part created their identity around unique facial characteristics. Be it an easily identifiable comb over or an attractive facial mole, some people are easy to spot across a crowded room or describe to a friend. However, those very same kinds of physical traits…
There are few companies that monsters prefer to invest their savings in, and stake their reputations on. Offhand, I’ve had friends put money into Craftsman power tools, tanning beds, General Mills cereal, and cosmetic dentistry. By and large, the company all monsters agree to support and retain stock in is…
Guest post by musician Ben Wilson There’s nothing better for a monster than to be able to set up shop in a small town that has no idea how to elect proper officials. Be it police force, zoning issues, or clueless politicians, you can literally get away with murder. Site precedence?…
Hello. Calm down. What? Outer Space Zombies have taken over the minds of everyone in town? Of course I believe you. Thanks for letting me know where you are and that you are safe. Now just stay there. I will be right over.
Humans always place a priority on getting away from their evil captors. But sometimes the tables are turned, and it is us monsters trying to get away from menacing human mobs. Do you really think you can keep us captured? I’ve escaped the clutches of death and Hell, and you…
To be clear, monsters are not huge fans of fire. However, even the most flammable of monsters will brave a close flame in favor of a backyard barbecue or cookout. Cookouts appeal to the carnivorous nature of all goblins, ghouls, and reanimated corpses. There’s no sound more appetizing than the…
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