88. Monsters Like Antici…
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85. Monsters Like When the Dumb Blond Busty Cheerleader Runs Upstairs Instead of Outside
Don’t worry. We’ll meet you up there.
84. Monsters Like Hosting Late Night Television Shows
As you may recall, monsters like staying up late to kill you. However, while they’re waiting around for you wander out of the bar alone and accidentally drop your car keys in the storm drain, they like to watch the tube. Humans tend to enjoy programs hosted by humans. Us…
83. Monsters Like Holy Water
It seems like a weird thing for monsters to like, we admit. But you pathetic mortals always seem to think it provides some great protection to you. And so you forgo carrying any real weapons because you have your precious holy water on your side. Truth is, holy water never…
82. Monsters Like Playing with Your Engine While You’re Not Looking
Do you ever wonder why it is that cars don’t seem to work when you’re out in the woods at night? Surely there can’t be that many coincidences. You’re right. Many monsters secretly dream of being car mechanics. It’s one of the most prestigious positions we can think of –…
81. Monsters Like Attention
Hey there. Yoo hoo! Over here. No, not over there… Over here. Look at me. Ah, come on. I’ve got something cool to show you. Why is it that no one ever seems to notice me? I’m a neat guy. What’s that? You agree? Thank you. Now, as I was…
80. Monsters Like Celebrating Special Occasions
Even after living several centuries, monsters never get tired of celebrating their milestones and achievements. Weddings, graduations, hostile national takeovers – every big day calls for balloons and a cake. Birthdays are especially important occasions. If you were regularly chased by 100 angry villagers with pitchforks and torches, you would…
79. Monsters Like Hearing Our Name Called Out Repeatedly
