102. Monsters Like When the Gun Jams
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101. Monsters Like Higher Education
100. Monsters Like Meeting Abbott and Costello
As historical evidence has shown, some of the most threatening, foul, and evil monsters that have ever lived, have met Bud Abbott and Lou Costello. Why? What’s the draw? Why was a popular comedy duo poised to be the apple to so many a monsters’ eye? Could it be the…
99. Monsters Like Guarding the Treasure, Fair Maidens, or the Gates to Hades
Most monsters are just blue collars ghouls. We only demand an honest day’s pay for a hard day’s work. And working security jobs are what we do best. For millennia, we have spent our days fighting off Greek heroes, standing at the bottom of fairy tale castles, and arguing with…
98. Monsters Like Seeing Eye Stallions
The undead are notorious for losing body parts (see future post). When it’s an arm or a leg, we can usually manage to get by fairly well. But when we lose our head, we tend to get a little cranky, vindictive, and even downright murderously mad. It also makes us…
97. Monsters Like a Foot Hanging Out from Under the Covers
Every child knows the safest place to be in case of a monster attack is under the covers. The combination of wool and cotton makes them impermeable to attacks. You’re safe. Unless you leave a foot hanging out, or maybe an arm. Then it’s open season. Appendages are humans’ tastiest…
96. Monsters Like Invading Earth and Showing Earthlings Just Where They Fall in the Food Chain
Millions of years of evolution means nothing to the beings from Gorgulon 7.
95. Monsters Like Island Getaways
It’s a tough life plotting and scheming and chasing overzealous teenagers. Sometimes there’s nothing a busy monster needs more than a long vacation. But where can a monster go to escape the pressures of performing evil and the incoming mob of angry villagers? Nowadays, we follow the logic of our…
