110. Monsters Like Bedwetters
Evidence that we’re doing our jobs correctly. Original photography by Joshua Hoffine.
Category: Stuff Monsters Like
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109. Monsters Like Being Sports Team Mascots
Monsters enjoy being loved, but live to be hated. And what job allows for simultaneous love and hate better than a sports team mascot? From the Jersey Devil to the Vermont Lake Monster, ghoulish mascots are cheered and booed every day on the job. So, raise your paper cups of…
108. Monsters Like Alliterative Killings
Today’s killings brought to you by the letter “H”! The hairy, hunchbacked, hulking hoard with hook hands have hits on: hippies, hipsters, homeless, hooligans, homosexuals, halfwits, Harry Houdini hussies, and handsome hunks.
107. Monsters Like Coming Out of the Closet
106. Monsters Like Prematurely Revealing Their Evil Plots
The only thing more dangerous to an evil genius than their oversized ego is bad timing. Super villains always have strong motivators for capturing damsels, destroying cities, and creating an apocalypse. It’s important that the good guy understand their perspective. Even more important is revealing just how they created their…
105. Monsters Like Skeptics
“We’re perfectly safe here. No. There is no danger. There are no such things as ghosts.”
104. Monsters Like Arts and Crafts
When you’re life’s mission is to destroy all of humanity and reopen the portal to the underworld, you’re bound to run into a few snafus every now and then. It’s common to get angry and take your frustrations out on those pesky kids and their dog. On days like that,…
103. Monsters Like Eye of Newt
For a charm of powerful trouble, Like a hell-broth boil and bubble
