118. Monsters Like When You Hide the Zombie Bite From Your Friends
“Seriously, guys. I’m okay. It’s, uh… just a scratch. Or a mosquito bite. Yeah, that’s it – a mosquito bite. I’m allergic. It’s not a zombie bite! Wait, stop!”
Category: Stuff Monsters Like
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117. Monsters Like Manicures
Oh, for shame! Just look at your fingernails! My, I bet you monsters lead in-teresting lives. I said to my girlfriend just the other day – Gee, I’ll bet monsters are in-teresting, I said. The places you must go and the places you must see, my stars! And I’ll bet…
116. Monsters Like Holding Down Regular Jobs
Because even monsters need to feel like they’re making a difference. Image Courtesy of Ambro at Free Digital Photos.net http://www.freedigitalphotos.net/images/view_photog.php?photogid=1499
115. Monsters Like Alternative Medicine
“Ooh eeh ooh ah aah ting tang walla walla bing bang”
114. Monsters Like Mass Production
Do you know how hard it was to purchase chains in the 12th century?
113. Monsters Like Scream Machines
Humans use noise machines to sleep. Soothing sounds of tropical rain forests and distant thunder help to calm them before bed. But monsters like sleeping with noise machines too. Beasts snuggle up in their beds and listen to the nice, calming, comforting screams of the innocent.
112. Monsters Like Returning Every Halloween
Every now and then, a ghoul or goblin will return to the world of the living on the anniversary of their death. That’s all well and good, as long as the people you’re haunting realize the significance. “What’s the point in being a May 3 ghost?” their friends will ask,…
111. Monsters Like Finger Sandwiches
A popular favorite at office parties, bridal showers, art exhibit openings, and as a tasty midnight snack. They’re finger-licking good!
