These posts are related to stuff monsters like. Imagine that….
Everyone says that eating before bed is a bad idea. It’s bad for your metabolism, it gives you bad dreams, it makes you wake up even hungrier. Blah, blah, blah. What do they know. There’s no problem with eating after midnight. Right?
For every psychopathic madman, possessed children’s toy, and pieced-together corpse, there’s a woman who’s as damaged as she is attractive. I now pronounce you monster and wife.
Once you’re in, there’s no way out… alive. ONE OF US! ONE OF US! Gooble, Gobble. ONE OF US! ONE OF US!
Even though you know the cord has been ripped from the wall, you still answer the phone when it rings. Bad idea.
When you’ve been to Hell and back (usually on vacation in late July), the idea of death doesn’t seem so scary or pressing. In fact, knowing what’s on the other side can make you look forward to the prospect of dying. I know I, for one, am really looking forward…
Who’s to say that without a body you can no longer be useful? Some of our best friends and favorite house members are disembodied limbs. They have trouble speaking for themselves, so let us vocalize their wonderful attributes. Disembodied limbs can fetch the mail, change the television channel, or assist…
Because a monster’s best friend is his mother.
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