133. Monsters Like Girls’ Nights Out
There’s nothing nicer to see than a group of lovely, intelligent young women who like to enjoy each other’s company every other Tuesday. Especially when one needs a ride home at the end of the night…
Category: Stuff Monsters Like
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132. Monsters Like Slurping Blood
Vampires are among the most proper of monster species. Most have spent centuries collecting fine china and silken clothing from their victims. But despite millennia of social and cultural evolution, vampire anatomy has one fatal flaw. Long incisors render vampires incapable of drinking from common glassware. Try as they might,…
131. Monsters Like Knowing that Being Dead Won’t Keep Us Down
You may beat them down. You may chop off their legs. But that won’t stop the living dead. They have all the time in the world. They’re coming for you.
130. Monsters Like When You Open the Tomb
We’ve been waiting for you. For centuries, we’ve sat in the cold, damp silence of our tomb. We’ve lost strength, we’ve lost body mass, we’ve slowly been eaten alive by flesh-eating beetles. But the one thing we have held onto was our hope. Hope that one day some dumb American…
Stuff Monsters LICK
Brought to you by the letter “S”: Scabs Slime Slithering Snakes Sewer Drains Spiders Snail Shells Any more ideas?
129. Monsters Like Free Weapons
We know you think you’ve killed us with your gun. That’s why we play dead. And then you play right into our hand. Go ahead. Throw it down beside our presumably dead body.
128. Monsters Like Scabs
When the munchies hit you, there is a tasty snack awaiting you on your arm.
127. Monsters Like Indian Burial Grounds
You’re going to wish you had listened to your wife and bought the condo near the lake.
