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Everyone likes putting together their Halloween costumes. Little kids dress up like their favorite Disney princesses and Marvel heroes. College girls try to find that delicate balance between skimpy and slutty. Grown-ups aim for humor, couples’ costumes, or just something creepy enough to frighten those pesky neighborhood kids from down…
Formaldehyde is like a monster’s duct tape. We use it for everything. Short on booze for your cocktail? Just toss in a dash of formaldehyde. Scraped your arm up chasing a few high schoolers through the woods? Spray it with formaldehyde. Have a body to preserve? Of course, formaldehyde. Run…
“Life. Life is ritual. Routine. Control. And an essential part of that routine – regular oral hygiene.” Quote borrowed from “Dexter” Season 3, Episode 1.
For all your screaming-maiden-caterwauling-kidnapped-cheerleader-shrieking-damsel-and-squealing-virgin needs. Now available with extra sound dampeners for those pesky, extra-screechy model types. Special thanks to Raj for inspiring this post.
Monsters are showmen by nature. We like to look good for the camera, and we like to make a scene. More than anything, we like to know that our punchlines aren’t overlooked, but that they in fact get the right amount of attention, and make the proper impact on our…
What sounds and smells remind you of home? I’ve heard people say that the smell of clean linen and apple butter remind them of home. I’ve heard others say pecan pie, or lasagna, or their father’s aftershave. Perhaps the sound of children playing, or voices at the dinner table is…
When I was just a wee monster, I would rush home from fright school to watch my favorite program, “Dark Shadows.” It was a ghoulish soap opera about the haunted Collins family who lived with their immortal vampiric ancestor. They couldn’t stop traveling back and forth in time, marrying each…
One minute you have a sweet, cuddly child, but then…BAM. Projectile vomiting, head spinning, television flickering. You know, the whole nine. Thanks to baby Aurora for inspiring this post.
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