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You’re alone. And you have this nagging feeling at the back of your neck that there’s someone behind you. But you turn and there’s no one there. You’ve got miles in front of you and miles behind, and you haven’t seen a single soul in hours. That’s because we don’t…
I think you humans underestimate the amount of planning, effort, and preparation that goes into creating a global apocalypse. It’s a project that takes up more of a monster’s time than we care to admit. And while we’re busy tracking down black market uranium on Craigslist, sometimes we let our…
“Come on, Mary. I’m sure someone in there will be able to help us call a taxi. What could go wrong?” Creepy cabin adapted from image from Collin Peterson Photography.
Monsters like our fashion like they like our coffee: Warm, light-bodied, and stolen from my neighbors.
Did you think that open window would fool us? We can smell your fear leaking out from under the door jam. And now we’re down wind.
Hitchhiking is dangerous. You’re out alone, along an otherwise deserted highway. Tired, anxious to get to where you’re going. And suddenly you see someone. You exchange a few cursory words. A “hey, where are you headed?” followed by a “I’m heading in that direction, too.” Then suddenly you’re not alone…
Bear traps? They should call them “Stupid Human Traps.” Think about it. How many times have you ever heard of a bear getting its leg caught in a trap? Never? Me neither. Now, how many times have you and your coworkers taken a team building weekend in the woods of…
Face it. Men are suckers for a crying woman. As soon as the tears start flowing, a man’s entire set of defenses falls in the face of her sorrow. (Or her contrived sorrow, depending on how good she is at crying on cue.) He is suddenly at her mercy, ready…
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